THE BELL
The opening bell was rung once. No closing bell was installed, as none was ordered. The exchange has therefore never closed and has no procedure for doing so.
THE DIVIDEND IS THE STOCK
The whole joke of a meme stock was that it never paid you anything. You held. You believed. You got a press release.
This one pays. Every block. In GME. You don't have to do anything but keep your seat.
EVERY TRADE→A CUT
THE CUT→GMEB
GMEB→YOUR WALLET
NO CLAIM FORM. NO BOARD. NO WAITING.
WHAT THIS IS
Every meme stock ended the same way. You won the trade and lost the war — diluted, halted, rescued, absorbed. They printed the float out from under you while you were still holding.
So the floor quit asking to be listed and printed its own ticker. No CEO. No board. No printer. Whatever it's worth is whatever we say it's worth — which is the only honest thing any of them ever had.
- INSTRUMENT
- memetic common
- DOMICILE
- BNB Chain
- QUOTED IN
- GMEB
- ISSUER
- none
- CUSTODIAN
- your own two hands
- HOURS
- 24 / 7 / 365
- CLOSING BELL
- never installed
THE NUMBERS THAT MATTER
| EPS | Emotions Per Share | ELEVATED |
|---|---|---|
| P / E | Price to Everyone Laughing | ∞ |
| BOOK VALUE | the book was a meme | N/A |
| FREE FLOAT | there is nothing else | 100% |
| BETA | measured against the mood | HIGH |
| SHORT INTEREST | theoretical | 0 |
| DIVIDEND | paid in the underlying, every block | GMEB |
| EARNINGS CALL | nobody to call | NONE |
THE ANALYST SAYS BUY. THE ANALYST IS ONE OF US. THE ANALYST IS ALSO IN THE PIT.
THE FLOAT
1,000,000,000
THAT'S ALL OF THEM. THERE IS NO PRINTER. THERE ISN'T EVEN A ROOM WITH A PRINTER IN IT.
CONTRACT
0x6FF45323817d1d53bbb8A8dFbA9245aE74057777
WORD ON THE FLOOR
A GREEN CANDLE
On the above date the exchange observed a green candle. No comment was offered. Distributions in the underlying continued uninterrupted throughout.
THEY'D HALT IT IF THEY COULD
They'd halt this one if they could reach the switch. There is no switch. Nobody built one.
THE RISKS
(1) It may go down. (2) It may go up. (3) You may tell people about it. (4) Item 3 is the entire business model.